Oh thank god it was just a prank. For a second I thought I would have to walk around with a clean asshole.
no thank you. I prefer to leave poop on my balls
we found the pig
Set it to wipe from back to front and give them mud flaps a big ol' splatter.
thesis: bidet
antithesis: paper
synthesis:
DO MORE WITH EXPANSION DISCS!
this is a pretty funny box
Aww, it's a sweater. Thanks!
Looking dapper!
A wheel fresh clean 
Why is Rickey from Trailer Park Boys on the box?
GOOD post.
Shithawks, rand.
Imagine his endorsement: "If you don't buy this shit, you're fucked!" 
One mans gærbage is another man persons good ungærbage
American bidet
honestly,
would
Just get a bidet instead
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
