Has the NYT said the word "tankie" yet? WE'RE SO CLOSE

you rn ->

At first i thought that emoji was like a half cooked turkey behind one of those press conference tables with a bunch of microphones

CENTRISM DOESN'T EXIST, IT'S MERELY A RHETORICAL STRATEGY

THERE'S NOTHING ALTERNATIVE ABOUT THE RIGHT WING, THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN

for using political cumpiss logic

It is with a heavy heart I must inform you that they for the most part do not.

permanent psychic damage

thesis: bidet

antithesis: paper

synthesis:

Even cave people had capitalism. The males would go out and punch a lion with their fists, bring the meat home, pull a big rock slab shut behind them to close them off from the other people living in the cave, and maybe share with their wife or children if they were feeling generous.

They did give a good reason though

AI will find a way to eat metal