Also please reroute the food pipe to not use the air pipe
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2025
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I want my prehensile tail back, not this vestigial piece of SHIT!
How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like one of those hippopotamus's who helicopter chops their shit everywhere?
One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance over unexpecting persons waiting in queue
I feel like different races would have different tails based on what's most useful to their environment.
- regrow hair cells to mitigate hearing loss
- (optional) eternal life and youth
Eternal life is p2w coming with season pass
These days it ain't looking like a bunch of us ought to live forever.
Mosquitos are not humanity though.
I'd like to reengineer the mosquito to draw blood samples, identify viruses, then create and spread vaccinations.
- remove redundant form of hemoglobin
Ah yes let’s make the entire system vulnerable so a single attack vector can shutdown every node.
But feeling like I'm falling when I'm going to sleep is the only time I really feel alive...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has nightmares of slipping on ice and falling down stairs when I sleep. The kicks I do are annoying.
I would absolutely go for 6 fingers. Preferably an additional thumb. Not to mention an additional joint in each. Let's go base 12!
6 fingers feature already in development, available to some users in PTR
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