Majorllama

I'm sensing a new business opportunity....

Yeah pretty much

I just like dogs. If one walked up to me and clearly wanted me to follow it I probably would.

I could have been abducted so easily as a kid if pedos in my area had known that one simple trick haha

I don't think it counts as "nobody watching" since many people saw it technically, but I will often pull over to ask if people on the side of the highway need help as long as I'm not running late for something.

I helped a Hispanic guy recently change his tire since he apparently misplaced his lug nut wrench and he had a blowout. I let him use mine and I topped off the air in his spare that was a little low. Took me a little while to figure out what he needed since he didn't speak a word of English and I failed Spanish 3 times, but we got there using Google translate, hand signals and grunts haha.

I do it because I hope that if one day I was stranded on the side of the road (and somehow without all the tools I always carry around) that someone would be nice enough to stop and offer assistance.

Be the change you want to see in the world n all that.

It's really convenient for us that most racists seem to have the intelligence of a donkey.

Wait no that's insulting to donkeys... Some other creature of lesser intelligence.

Honestly planes are a little harder. Pretty much all airspace is monitored so it's more likely to be noticed.

Then again I haven't smuggled drugs for the cartels in years so maybe they figured out a way around that little problem.

The brightness is one thing but also the alignment. These people install new headlights or the manufacturers just do not adjust the lights alignment correctly at all.

I installed entire new headlight assemblies in my car upgrading from weak stock crap bulbs to LEDs with running lights, but I FUCKING ADJUSTED THEM afterwards.

If I am ~50 feet from a wall there is a hard line where the top of my lights do not shine. That line is purposely placed so it won't shine until cars in front of me unless I am every far away from them or there is an elevation difference. Sitting behind a car at the lights my lights will cut off generally right below the top of the trunk of most sedan models.

I have never seen a headlight that could not be adjusted up and down with a little screw. Maybe the newest cars need an app or something stupid but I would be willing to bet they can also be adjusted.

I never thought reading a sentence could give me RSI. haha

I'm surprised she was able to plug anything in with her boobs in the way.

/s

I am so glad I don't have to deal with computers like that in my life. I cannot imagine the troubleshooting steps involved with figuring out which of the 73,698 wires you plugged into the wrong place.

I'm not gonna touch the insane ramblings of the Cheeto, but I will remind you that the oceans exist and you can very easily take a boat from Mexico to Canada without ever entering the US if you wanted to.

I agree 100%.

Literally happens all the time. I'm not even going to bother linking you sources because it's happened so many times now.

I also never really cared for the term "transphobia". I'm not afraid of trans people. I think they are humans that deserve love and respect like anyone else. I just don't agree with all their talking points and I don't think they should have blanket access to every sports league just because they have deluded themselves into believing they are actually the same as biological women or men.