Nice glizzy guide!

I must protest the no beans

The bagel dog sounds amazing, but I also do love everything bagels

Guatemala: remove the bacon wrap, remove lettuce, add ketchup. Like, you can get it with bacon and without ketchup but you have to request both those things extra. Lettuce is just weird.

Maine has red hotdogs, we call them red snappers

Would it be possible to have this poster printed? i'd like to hang this in my kitchen.

The hot dogs I've been eating all my life didn't even make the list...

I want both. Where is the crossover?
Hmm... I'm sure we could make a vegetarian version with bean based dogs.

Feels like Japan tried hard to make it as different as possible

Never had a swedish hot dog either, think they confused it with a falafel, which is pretty common in south sweden

I'll take a Michigan, hold the mustard. Absolutely love chili dogs.

gruyère is swiss not french btw

No currywurst 💔

I dunno man, lived in Chicago for a couple of years, never saw green relish. Also, it's a beef dog, no hog.

No Cincinnati chili Skyline coney?

Seattle is probably my favorite. Good hack for New York is to ask them to put the hot sauce they usually use for kebabs/gyro on it

taco, buffalo, birddog and Jesus

Good list. No churro dog. No chili dog. My hot dog guy has this thing with sweet red cabbage slaw, bacon crumbles, sweet red hot dog sauce (not ketchup don't get me started) grated cheese, and his buns are grilled in thus great garlic butter he makes. He calls it his Texas dog because he's from Austin, and once a week he has a brisket dog that's respectable. Fuck I hope he's still open when I need dinner

the norwegian one looks like a cruel joke

The Seattle dog doesn’t have jalapeños, cabbage, or siracha, and instead has grilled onions. It’s delicious.

Stuff it with some jack cheese, and The Amsterdam is literally Cheesy Blasters (from 30 Rock)

I just want a good bun and a line of mustard.

The Colombian one is pretty accurate, but it should probably have bacon on it, too.