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[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Nft son.

Still has a chance for success in the future. Believes in controlling his own fate. Is tech oriented. Can still lift heavy objects. I can call him "lil-bruh".

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 13 hours ago

I don't want children, especially in a world that's getting worse every day. And NFTs pretty much sum up many of the causes that have led us to this situation.

So I'd choose an astrology daughter without hesitation.

[–] Preflight_Tomato@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Astrology daughter;

+less money lost to scams

+less likely to engage with bro culture

-more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc..

+less cringe

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women...

So yeah, those aren't exactly red flags at first glance.

NFTs however... Don't ever talk to me again.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if he's not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if she doesn't, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if not, it's saturns fault that she's an insufferable cunt

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Which means she needs to attune to Venus, duh!

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Exavtly! She was acting like a penus! And needs some Venal penal lessons.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It’s always a fucking Reagan. FUCK

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 7 points 1 day ago

If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Child neglect is probably the cause

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago
[–] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don't eat retirement funds.

Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How about daughter who is a psychic?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it's a fun little thing.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she's still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people and society.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!

I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Sagittarius and we're sceptical.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Sure

But compared to an nft son, a lot less.

Astrology is literally older than the Assyrian Empire, that grift is eternal.

I wish I could see NFT's as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 99 points 1 day ago (9 children)

100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she'll receive plenty of support from her peers.

nft son is just going to... I mean, that doesn't end well.

[–] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology

[–] LinuxEnjoyer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it has an effect, not inherently, but only because we then standardize schooling based on birth year, not actual age. Starting at four years and one month vs four years and eleven months (where I am, it starts even earlier, at two years and six months/three years and five months for kindergarten) means students are in a wildly different developmental stages. I don’t think it’s necessarily a lifelong thing, but at least during school, the kids who start at a later age are better at sports, so they’re more likely to make sports teams, which certainly affects your personality.

I would never say that I believe in astrology though.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That has nothing to do with astrology though. Astrology has zero effect.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Sure, but it’s the time of year (indirectly) affecting your personality, so it felt relevant

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a path from nft son to incel that's scary. Astrology daughter easy.

[–] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah I'd rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

a third of everyone

I hope not. I don't want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.

But still astrology daughter. Nft son is ... I don't want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can't.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right?! As long as it's not the Nazi version of astrology

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons... So... I guess even then... I guess... I take the Nazi astrology daughter... And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Odds are that the Nazi astrology daughter would marry a nazi nft son...

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

There is a nazi version of nft sons and a nazi adjacent version. I'm not aware of a third one

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[–] sciawp@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

astrology son and nft daughter

[–] eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

astrology nft or son daughter?

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

Definitely son daughter.

[–] sanderium@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago
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