overview for __nobodynowhere

Sharule of the colossus in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

I was going to ask if he popped out of his mom as a little metal nugget but apparently he actually has the ability to turn the metal on and off at will.

Have you created value for your shareholders today? in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 35 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

me_irl

Have you created value for your shareholders today? in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

A moose in my front yard today. in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Mounties should domesticate these things and ride when around

I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Still too damn big

Federal employee says they had to 'justify their existence' to DOGE 'college freshers' in '15-minute' interviews in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

if he has a SS detail.

Which SS?

Trump order prioritizes US resettlement of white South Africans in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

I'm 100% sure he wants South Africa for himself.

Trump order prioritizes US resettlement of white South Africans in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works -1 points 13 hours ago

Why did you bother posting this worthless comment?

what are “female jocks” called? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

prep = prep school = upper class

jock = jock strap = athletes

Ohio legislators introduce 'Conception Begins at Erection' bill in c/usa@midwest.social

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They are just trolling. Nobody reads the article.

Government agency removes spoon emoji from work platform amid protests in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

🚫🥄

☑️🔪

Your gender rules in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

I used to be more of an epsilon male but I'm more of an omicron male nowadays.