US military conducts first major beachhead operation since WW2
Thousands of American troops freeze to death
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US military conducts first major beachhead operation since WW2
Thousands of American troops freeze to death
marines in ancient AAVs drowning en mass because nobody thought to check if the water had icebergs before ordering a landing
Gonna predict a quick and easy war based on enemy official military spending and the size of their standing army, eh? Gotta respect the classics.
And now, Greenlandic Dora in 2026:
"That YanKKKee soldier was just sniped by a qoqassiisarlutik sorsuttut. That's what we in Greenland call a guerrilla fighter. Can you say qoqassiisarlutik sorsuttut?"
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That might actually say "guerrilla fighters" rather than just "guerrilla fighter", I'm not sure
I absolutely cannot say qoqassiisarlutik sorsuttut, but I do thank them for their service.
Honestly, I like singing along to Greenlandic songs sometimes. I end up wondering if I'm really so weird for not finding reading Greenlandic particularly challenging, or if other people just get scared off by the word lengths and never actually try.
Worked with the Houthi's
This has been honestly better foreign policy from Trump than I could have ever expected, burn all the bridges in the imperial core even before taking the office
really is a great start of the presidency
You love to see it. I implore all American PATRIOTS to encourage this behaviour from the white house!
this is like an old school StarCraft battle.net grief move. you wait until your "ally" sends in an attack wave, then send your dudes into your "allies" base and then turn off allies/unshare vision with them.
then when they post "wtf" in the chat, you say, "you should never trust the [your team's race]" or something else deranged.


"you should never trust the [your team's race]"
you should never trust honkeys?
I feel like the US is just gonna take it and everyone will pretend it was nice and cool.
That seems like the most likely scenario, cause let's be real who's gonna stop them?
Just so everybody knows, the shortest war in world history was the Anglo-Zanzibar War, which lasted approximately 38 minutes. So if the US invasion of Greenland takes fewer than 37 minutes before Denmark surrenders, it will officially be the new shortest war in world history.
If the US actually sent an invading force I imagine they would capitulate before boots are even on the ground. What the fuck are the Danes gonna do against the US war machine lol?
They don't even have nuclear power plants let alone weapons.
They could pull a Three Hundred and Thirty Five Year's War esque situation where they just declare war and never sign a peace treaty, without ever actually mobilizing their army or trying to fight back.
All the yanks would need to do would be to send a mid-sized naval ship and a polite letter and the Danes would surrender.
I know everyone is laughing at the absurdity of this but please think of the Inuit who are already colonized by Denmark
whites actually settled Greenland as well, but died out because they couldn't handle the cold
one of the rare few cases where outcompetition took place naturally, and not by throwing hordes of racism + people at stuff
Yes it will be short when all the NATO treaty members all have to launch nukes at each other because of mutual defence.
(I know this won’t actually happen and the us can just do whatever it wants of course)
Also worth noting that article 5 doesn't actually say what people seem to think it says. It just states that each member has to help in some way, but the level of support is completely up to them. It absolutely does not require members to engage militarily.
Canada commits to sending $12b worth of laser guided Thoughts and Prayers
Canada donates their entire military to the invasion of Greenland leaving them completely open to the American Anschluss
Germany sends some rusted chainmail
Support plummets among chewing tobacco enthusiasts once they find out the city of Copenhagen has nothing to do with the price of dip.