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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Never been in a threesome but I'm lucky enough to have friends to have been involved in such arrangements.

On the words of a very good friend and sexually experienced woman: if the women are not the slightest interested in being with each other, there is a 90% failure chance.

MMF trios are easier to manage. Yes, men are basic amd as long as they can put their thingy inside a hole, everything is fine. Some guys will use the woman in the trio as an excuse to "feel" bisexual territory. Others will see the other as a competitor and up their game. Usually, the woman reaps the bounty.

FFM trios are trickier. If the women are in to some bisexual interaction, it can smooth things over. If not, the guy really has to go the extra mile to be available for both and deliver. And even then, the probability to let one or all parts feeling unsatisfied is very high.

Last but not least: can't say if Buttercup is playing dirty or just being kinky but... damn.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I believe in FFF threesome supremacy

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There's a very relevant scene from the show Scrubs, but unfortunately my memory of it is vague and googling what I remember is just returning nurse themed porn.

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[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're right.

Buttercup was the green one, right?

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, she was the bad ass.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Buttercup was just the concrete operations goth. Blossom was the badass. Unless you're just saying she had a bad ass, in which case, bro, why are you staring at the ass of a kindergartner?

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

The theme song literally says she's the toughest fighter.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, when it's just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it's kinda hard to go wrong.

Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.

At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour

Hot.

[–] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You might be terminally straight. I’m so sorry

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.

Since when does being straight mean you're bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that's just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Terminal?! Is there no cure? You’re the best doctor in the tri state area! You gotta be able to patch me up!

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[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

MMF trios are easier to manage.

Ah yes, 'round here we call that 3 the hardway

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'd like to just get to the threesome part first

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

I would be happy just for being involved

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm generally happy when i have time to arrange a onesome

[–] eronth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Settle for a hand and you can be handsome.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've had one. It was a lesson in how to disappoint two women at once.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two women? That was the mistake

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Mistake? I was just happy to be there.

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So you can disappoint two people at once?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Bold of you to assume I'll only disappoint two people.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Only one way to find out

[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Same advice applies for that as for all other things related to relationships and/or sex:

  1. Put yourself into situations where things can happen. (Can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.)

  2. Don't expect anything to actually happen at any given moment. (If you are only there for one thing other people will notice it and that is not attractive at all.)

  3. Be patient and enjoy whatever else is going on meanwhile.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I think it's overrated tbh. A good session with one person you really click with is a lot better, imo

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Autistic people even do that in monogamous relationships.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this assumes making your partner happy isn't a special interest

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some people want to be bitten (bite fetish is kind of common with autistic people), so that can be a way too.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

haha wow that sounds weird, haha who would be into that? haha i certainly wouldn't be haha

[–] NoFun4You@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You must not be autistic lol

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you must be autistic because that was an excessively signalled joke about me very much being into biting and mouth stuff, presumably due to my recently diagnosed autism.

[–] NoFun4You@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Idk it is even that strange lol

Like are we just all giving eachother excuses for why things are the way they are instead of just looking at the beautiful canvas of humanity and leaning into all the things that make each and every one of us unique?

No.. it must be autism.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I generally take turns or look for what I can do to help

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm just imagining you coaching them on sex

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Climax

  • Applause*
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

GO GOO FINISH HARD! ONE MORE REP!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

C'mon, more energy!

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 month ago

oh that looks like hard work. You’re going to need to hydrate, let me go get you both some electrolytes.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me In a Threesome Not Knowing What To Do

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly it's not a bad tactic. Just watch and rizz up the other two. Tell them what they're doing is hot and that it gets you off.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Whoa. Nice user icon.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Damn homie, didn't know you was freaky like that 😏

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

More hands make less work.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

A threesome is like a fight between three people where the third guy is just watching awkwardly.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

That's why I always take the middle spot.

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