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[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour

Hot.

[–] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You might be terminally straight. I’m so sorry

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.

Since when does being straight mean you're bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that's just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Terminal?! Is there no cure? You’re the best doctor in the tri state area! You gotta be able to patch me up!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

there is an experimental treatment...

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Go on…I’m open and willing! Whatever will set me straight! I mean, not straight.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 1 month ago