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[–] TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca 130 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't knock on poop's door and be mad when poop's home

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 101 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit.

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A lil piss never hurt nobody nohow

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 month ago

Calm down Bear Grylls

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented "piss but not taboo".

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated?

[–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water.

So, squirt is pee, but if she's gone to the bathroom recently, it's very diluted pee.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn we got a squirt scholar over here

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

A squolar, if you will

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

It's not supposed to be dark yellow, so I'm guessing better hydrated.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 7 points 1 month ago

Don't lie to people it's impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

I've been pissed on?!

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.

Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holding in a shit before, during or probably even after anal sex can't be a smart idea

I mean, there's nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex. trying to hold a shit during any sex is still a kinda risky move.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You keep your washing machine in the shower? That seems risky

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind a washer machine for people. Circular cylinder with jets on all sides that spray soap and water like a car wash. I'm sure it wouldn't do as well scrubbing but when you need a quick 2 min shower and have had a long day.. sure would beat trying to reach the middle of my back. Stupid stick loofa...

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

"Meet George Jetson"

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Where did it say he did butt stuff?

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro forgot the sex blanket

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

don’t forget to bring a towel!

[–] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just make sure it's not addicted to crack.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 28 points 1 month ago

That depends... did you like it?

It's whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IDK why, but my ass is self-lubricating. Mucous production just be cray when I'm horny, I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Are you uh.... free tomorrow night? Asking for a friend

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta take er to the vet to get those anal glands exercised 😳

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, I'm wet.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Assquirting?

[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did he do that with his one inch weenie?

[–] abolishredditnaw@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Its not about the wand, its about the wizard