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[–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Only 1900s kids would understand.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 3 points 1 hour ago

Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 57 minutes ago

Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

That math doesn't math. I'm just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I'll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.

[–] Bearlydave@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 14 points 9 hours ago

Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.

[–] Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Hmmmmm... So does that make me a time traveler? I've always wanted to be Phill of the Future.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

We've retired the joke:

Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific...

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

It's the same for us (India): "Sink" for the kitchen one and "washbasin" for the non-kitchen ones.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

didn't even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in... but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he's so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I'm saying

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

it's me sink.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago

Are the years metric?

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 38 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday

[–] Ogeon@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

Same, but I'm feeling better today

I'd tell you what happened in 89 but I can't remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Not if they will die before then...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 50 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 23 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Born in '78, basically immortal

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I just turned 100 last month, it's fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I'm saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Everything you need is within a mile? Please accept me as your roommate. It takes me 20 minutes just to drive to the store, then 20 minutes to get home. I want a city.

Sorry I got stuck on the wrong part of that fantasy ;) I would also like to go flying.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 11 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 33 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don't even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn't seem right.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 162 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

The cure was basic math

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[–] subtext@lemmy.world 84 points 23 hours ago (6 children)
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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 45 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks so young to me now. At 35, I forgot I wasnt 32

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