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Hi triggered libs! (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by TheQuartering@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Since I got banned from Wokesky I heard this is the next biggest hangout for liberal marxist cucks, so I'll be settling here if you liberals don't get so triggered about it that you ban me

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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 40 points 4 weeks ago

I love the idea of the Quartering correctly configuring his pronouns when making his account. Thank you for your patience!

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 32 points 4 weeks ago

Quartering would have 100% been a none/use name andy

[-] blame@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

why are things we don't like andy and not andrew

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 36 points 4 weeks ago

Don't think this bit has legs

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago

I give it this thread

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Drawn and quartering

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 32 points 4 weeks ago

So you wanna speedrun how quick you can get this account banned?

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 30 points 4 weeks ago

Pretty mediocre bait bit tbh

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago

Appreciate the commitment to the bit by linking the merch stuff tho

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Seriously what is with these flimsy troll attempts lately where people who think grifting is the same as trolling come in here and say the most obvious and boring shit possible and then they're surprised when the whole entire site looks at them like

Is the art of trolling dying?

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

We need to Hexbearify this image more and make it an emote

[-] sweet_pecan@hexbear.net 25 points 4 weeks ago

the double he/him made me cackle. like such a deep cut.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 24 points 4 weeks ago

tell joe rogan to join this site

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago

Am I supposed to know who this is supposed to be

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

Yay me I'm just old enough that i don't consume YouTube videos as a primary entertainment source!

[-] griefstricken@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 weeks ago

Last semiliterate generation of Americans wow do you know cursive as well

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

wow do you know cursive as well

Yes I can curse fuck you.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Not American but no i actually write like a toddler because i got given a computer in school because my printing was so bad.

[-] griefstricken@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

Well cursive use does nothing other than make the rest of your handwriting sloppier anyways so you dodged a bullet.

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago

Just imagine pronouns and you’re close enough. Or maybe Sargon of Akkad. Doesn’t really matter.

[-] fart@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago
[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago
[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago

The correct take to have about both of those people

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah pretty much pronouns plus a greasy beard

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

I only know if this guy through the clip where the emoji is from and he says the line. Honestly one of the best laughs at someone else's expense I've had in recent memory. What a poisoned brain

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 24 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, it's a verified account

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago

People keep asking for account verification on here, but so far none of them have come to my house to get verified!

If anyone wants to get verified, come visit me. My address is 1000 Colonial Farm Road, Langley, VA.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Left a box at the front door with my verification info inside, plz only let the director open it

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

I havent seen any hog posted yet

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

An interesting bit, but it’ll be too exhausting to keep it up.

Lots of pissing in basement drains and jacking off to She-ra. Your time is better spent elsewhere

[-] drake@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 4 weeks ago

unlike u snowflakes i am not so easily triggered

WHY TRANS PERSON PLAY TRADING CARD GAME

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

You wait until the halving gets on here

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

wife gone out for pizza again, jeremy?

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

Someone joked about the quartering posting on hexbear just a few hours ago

I have unfortunate news for some of you

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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