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He has a shitload of guns, lives in an RV and basically just pays me to hang out drink whisky with him and do basic handyman shit. This fuckin rules

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't blow this for yourself by posting about it on fed hangout site chapo.chat

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Nah he's not actually an arms dealer I was just being cheeky.

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think he wants to have sex with you.

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That happened to me once. Dude paid me to come to work with him, then after we finished he wanted to hang out in his man cave and drink beer. Then he wanted to have sex with me. Wasn’t that good looking, but head is head.

[–] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He said he wasn't that good looking, but head is head...

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Should you be posting this? fedposting

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they posted a few weeks ago a literal picture of them in real life, not that smart

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I am highly certain that picture could not possibly identify me. Also I am not really worried about some internet weirdos recognizing me.

oh nice, does he sell to politically fringe forum users?

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

arms dealer makes it sound like he's Nic Cage in Lord of War. Nah, this guy is just American.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah quantify shitload, it's probably like, average American gun nut amounts of guns, which is still excessive sure, but not unusual.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

I am being hyperbolic yes but this dude is the most America boomer in existence

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Currently sitting in jack in the box parking lot while I wait for him to buy us lunch while getting paid for it lol

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you manage a gym for him, and are you dating a female bodybuilder who goes to said gym?

[–] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you suspect that your girlfriend has the ability to make herself fifty feet tall? Could this ability manifest itself in a bizarre display of magical realism at a narratively convenient moment?

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Did you perhaps encourage your girlfriend to abuse steroids because you got off on how muscular she was?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do you get a gig like that?

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ran into him at the grocery store and he asked me if I wanted to do some side work for 20 an hour.

I think he's just a bored boomer libertarian crank

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You are one lucky ducky

All the libertarians around here are big angry about, well, everything

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He also asked me if I want to help him sell sex dolls for commission lol. Yes it has been a weird week.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's not making you do door-to-door sales is he? 😅

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here sir, go ahead and stick a finger in!

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

like he's flipping used ones like a sex doll realtor? or is this more of an etsy thing?

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Apparently he's a contractor with a wholesalers license (which combined with all the guns he has literally in every fucking cabinet in his trailer) is why I made the arms dealer joke.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Does this guy need any other help?

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago
[–] StalinsTeaSpoon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago