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[–] fox@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imagine going on a cruise to escape politics but the only reason anyone is on the cruise is to also escape politics so you're surrounded by a bunch of Jeff Tiedrich mega fans for 4 years with no escape

[–] someone@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Imagine going on such a cruise with your ML reading group and scaring the fuck out of the liberal passengers who are unable to escape you.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh so this is just an adaptation of Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit

curry-space "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Trump! The Sea!"

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Struggling to find the words here

So cruises, a microcosm of environmental destruction and consumerist excess, are offering an opportunity to escape the results of continued consumerism and environmental destruction

Hmm

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're probably emboldened by the fact that they contributed to the climate change that's melting all the icebergs.

Though wise Poseidon has other methods of swallowing the rich who completely lack hubris.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

God willing.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Succinct.

Or touche as Stan Kelly would say of yer analysis...

agony-consuming

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I heap a lot of contempt on people who completely miss the point of Starship Troopers, but that's nothing compared to the people whose take away from WALL-E is to dream of boarding The Axiom...

[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Fuck, this needs to be a tagline

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Honestly, I support them all boarding some Axiom or other spaceship/pleasure cruiser. ~~Puts them all in the right place for a nice ICBM or a dozen~~

[–] HomoSexualTransStalinist@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine going on this and coming back to find out that like Israel's been nuked and egypt has reformed itself into the neo-ayyubid sultanate somehow in the time you were gone

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Let alone a 4-year cruise. Like, I have a feeling that the conditions on board may enthropy, due to capitalist mismanagement, to the point the cruise stay seems more like a nightmare... then again, no one's stopped falling for buying Tesla cars

shrug-outta-hecks

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It'll wind up as that flying party from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, where it terrorizes the outside world by occasionally stopping for wine and cheese raids

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Albania bunkers but they are overpriced food trucks and cabanas to absorb the waves of Party Libs hoxha-turt

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I know it from physics and chemistry. I was confused by your usage.

Entropy is a noun, so you would say something like "these conditions would cause the entropy of the situation to increase" (although that sounds clunky).

Edit: LMK if this is actually helping or if I'm being a pedantic ass.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

honestly if you wanna spontaneously just turn a word like entropy into a verb by putting an h in it, that should be allowed.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm trying to think of what the actual affix would be, and my best answer is genuinely "enentropy"

[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

that would be a prefix but yeah.

maybe entrope, entropate, entropize

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

that would be a prefix but yeah.

Prefixes are a type of affix, along with suffixes (and infixes, and circumfixes, though English doesn't have those)

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Is change dot org still a thing?

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

The people on the cruise will mostly deserve it, so I have no issues... all aboard! lea-happy woot woot

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

party loses election

console yourself with 4 year long cruise

miss election

party loses election

console yourself with 4 year long cruise

miss election…

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

It's a self-sustaining business model for the cruise company, I'll give them that.

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You could save multiple people's lives in Gaza with that kind of money

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Sadly, we all know the U.SS entity has goals contrare to that... hitler-detector

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hear the Red Sea is great this time of year.

Completely unrelated, Ansarallah take my energy

spirit-bomb

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Get them near the orcas so they can learn how to sink ships as well

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aren't those cruise ships burning through like a million cars worth of gas ever day?

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago
[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Triangle of Sadness sequel sounding lit

[–] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

$160k :o Being stuck on a boat with a bunch of rich Liberals for 4 years sounds like torture.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which is the best thing you can do to a bunch of liberals

[–] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

I have no wish to torture anybody but also if they decide on their own accord ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In a world..

Where a new bird flu has ravaged humanity, the last vestige of civilized humanity is a bunch of brunch liberals who took a cruise at an extraordinarily lucky time. How long till their cruise ship politics turns fascist?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The good thing, though, is if disaster strikes the ship and the wine cave libs end up in a Gilligan's Island situation, they'll be dead in a couple weeks because none of them have any skills besides being professional managers. They're just gonna delegate foraging food to other people and establishing a pecking order (with surviving crew at the bottom, obviously) until they just get thrown into the ocean.

[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Or we could get a Triangle of Sadness scenario where the crew takes over by being the only ones with survival skills, and bullies the rich libs into submission

[–] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

if they get stuck on an island they would immediately start sabotaging each other and in the spirit of civility start voting people off the island just like those badass shows on their television

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yep, this seems like another Titan situation

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

it's a fyre festival titan sub crossover episode!

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I would pay money for a liberal Webcam on that ship to watch libs melt down when they don't have wifi to watch Colbert after 36 hours.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

"Pardon me, folks - I just need to step outside of politics for a bit!"

[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

I'm betting it will end up like Ghost Ship.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

4 years? I guess Trump's death camps will be ready by then.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

JG Ballard novel