Thats what happens when you skip butthole day

There were two women there already, apparently paying 20 bucks a month to do pushups and lunges.

Lmao you deserve it for talking shit about their workout

the yoga room is for ripping ass. that's why after doing yoga for almost 20 years, the number of times I have gone to a group class is less than 10. the first 20 minutes of every day is blowing snot and ripping ass on the yoga mat.

also, I think entering an occupied room, quickly and repeatedly farting it up, and then leaving is a real power move.

should have said, "I'll be at the smoothie place across the street if either of you are looking for more" on your way out.

Just own it. Walk in proudly and cut the cheese like a true

Excuse me ladies, just exercising the ol' pooter.

Sounds like you need to do some high intensity sphincter holds to really strengthen your fast twitch emergency fart response muscles

Lol, it's fine. That's what you do in the yoga room. Have you never done yoga?

The only thing to do now is to find them in the gym again, look them right in the eyes and confidently rip the loudest wettest fart you've ever ripped (bonus points of you shit a little bit)

I have been farting every single second since 1991 and I refuse to stop

Call the cops. I'll fart on them

There were two women there already, apparently paying 20 bucks a month to do pushups and lunges.

Yeah you got your Karma there.

You're cooked, go change your name and move to a different country.

Go back

Fart again

Establish your dominance

You manifested the most powerful aphrodisiac, they were absolutely primed for you to ask them out, this was your opportunity and you fucking blew it.

you played yourself by walking out instead of just committing to the rest of your set & finishing your reps. if you'd done that no one could've said anything disparaging but you chose poorly...they likely already have your picture on the wall of shame but maybe if you go back tomorrow and really push yourself the employees can be reasoned into giving you a mulligan and taking it down...just a thought...

If i witnessed something like this in a gym I'd probably laugh myself to death. Fart humour ignites all my neurons

High Intensity Interval Tootin

It's only awkward if you let it be awkward

Actually, now you're the Boss of that gym. You must defend your position

The fact that they didn't attempt to laugh with you shows you don't want to be around them. Everybody farts.