You have to be a pretty big psycho to volunteer for war for free. It's not even patriotism, it's just war tourism.
Rest in piss bozo
Idk, I think the Abraham Lincoln Brigade was pretty based. It makes sense to me to be so ideologically committed to a cause that you're willing to risk your life for it even when you totally don't have to. It's just that the cause this guy fought and died for was evil.
No you see the just Ukrainian cause is so important that we have to go and fight because they are literally like the elves from lord of the rings and the ruZZians are evil orcs from mordor (in lord of the rings) and so if you go there to help fight you are basically a super hero 
Alternate headline
Man who massacred people in Afghanistan for 20 years fights actual threat and gets owned: reports
vaxxed?
His reported last words:
I don't understand. I got on the radio and called in an airstrike, but the plane never showed up?
you've gotta be a real dipshit to go into a warzone where there aren't even cum extraction units to jolt your prostate for your ex-wife to not use
Lol. Lmao, even
lmao rip bozo
rekt
owned lol
Death to America
Play fashy games, win fashy prizes 
Rest in piss lmao
I guess he probably shouldn't have done that
womp womp
Rip bozo
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