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[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago (2 children)

5 minutes after the Vatican presented her, there was already porn. Some say even earlier.

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Nah, the official girl figure came first. The porn version they had on hand was a boy.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Googling “Luce porn” immediately surfaced sites where people are posting what appears to be handmade images of exactly that (click at your own risk), but searching Civitai specifically, a site which makes AI-generating porn of anyone and anything extremely easy, turned up the real motherlode.

I gotta say, the choice to write this article itself is questionable. It's obvious this stuff would exist to anyone familiar with the internet, but describing the images in lurid detail and saying exactly how to get them complete with direct links, kinda sus.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 17 points 6 days ago

Got to scare the norimes. It would be news worthy if there wasn't a fuck ton of porn instantly.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

civitai kinda reminds me of the old cga forums that would allow artists to post their works for members to rank.

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 6 days ago

Remember kids! Jesus was best friends with a prostitute. This is in fact something God and Jesus would approve of....probably. If she's the kind of lady who's down with Jesus and only does stuff with other ladies when a guy is also involved, then I think Jesus and God would be cool with her.

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Not the link I was looking for.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is there any fanart of Vatican x Samsung?👀

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[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That took longer than I expected.

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those came out as soon it was announced actually.

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 8 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that's more like it.

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Took longer than I expected.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

This was always going to happen.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that didn't take long, at all. wasn't it introduced, like, a few days ago?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I'm surprised it took this long to be honest.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago

So is the image in the article the porn version? Because that's hella tame. Oh is that just something they've commissioned which sort of gets the point across?

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I mean... yeah. What were they thinking?!

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Damn. The thought-police are out in force in this thread, and are completely unable to separate fiction from reality.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

bet they dont try very hard to get it to stop

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It'd be the first time the catholic church tried to STOP sexual exploitation of a minor.

More likely they'll move the people making the porn to a far off town.

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