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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'd be the first time the catholic church tried to STOP sexual exploitation of a minor.

More likely they'll move the people making the porn to a far off town.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Catholic Church: "Um actually she's not a minor, she's a 3,000 year old diety that just looks like a-"