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Anon rizzes up a girl (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.

"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 points 15 hours ago

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

i think it's 'shaking my head'

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 2 points 47 minutes ago

I guess that's what it means now

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 40 minutes ago

It means shake my hand, you're welcome

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Well that's a different thing, as it's not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using "smth" online, because I always read "smh" as "something" instead of "shaking my head."

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

It always bothered me because "shaking my head" isn't even a figure of speech people say, so how the fuck can you use an acronym form of the expression.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago
[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 1 points 53 minutes ago

It was a figure of writing in old chatrooms and bulletin boards.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Much like how gifs work, I presume.

Like you just imagine someone shaking their head. Just kine you imagine someone smiling when I type :)

The thing is, shaking ones head isn't as universal of a symbol as smiling. Some cultures have nods and shakes the other way around. Which seems somewhat weird.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at

And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!

...

(Tone is /s)

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 90 points 1 day ago
[-] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 2 points 31 minutes ago

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago
[-] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 1 points 27 minutes ago

🎺🎸🤘😎

Say them in person two years ago. Great band.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 8 points 15 hours ago

shitting myself

[-] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 27 points 1 day ago

Sadomasochism

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

Goddamned Whitemane!

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago

What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

[-] Rinox@feddit.it 6 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it's harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 day ago

it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu

Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago
[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 13 points 1 day ago

auties usually spot other auties easily

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Misread this as "aunties" and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?

Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 35 points 1 day ago

By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying "something", but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn't make sense in the context they used it in.

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[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 day ago

On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 29 points 1 day ago

What blue drawing?

Like this:

Or Like this:

[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 0 points 51 minutes ago

Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 43 minutes ago

I never heard of it

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 14 hours ago

I think it could be this

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