Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!
It's the same vibe.
Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.
God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset
Awooooooooo
BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE. I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM THE MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE SLAYER CONCERTS.
Toilet phone gang posters!
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
Did you censor sphincter?
And dick?
Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there
It's 2024. It's rude not to jam your tongue in there!
Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷♂️😘🎊
You can curse online, nobody will tell. It's a bit strange to make jokes about anal sex with men but censor the words.
Cool criticism bro
It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life
That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
Thank you for your service
“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….
Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.
Oooof what a blog lmao
https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/
Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.
Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.
Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
Such a genuinely good reductio, I'm stealing this!
Reductio... is that a Harry Potter spell?
Exactly, it's the fourth forbidden one, it helps with debunking theist views for instance
Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!
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