606
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 33 minutes ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 39 minutes ago

Narcissus DeGrasse Tyson?

[-] orl0pl@lemmy.world 3 points 46 minutes ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 48 minutes ago

That's actually incorrect, the light reflected by the mirror is time delayed based on 2 x the width of glass on the mirror so you are just kissing a slightly older version of you.

A world renowned scientist like neil should know better

[-] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 2 points 34 minutes ago

so you are just kissing a slightly older version of you.

Younger... The image is delayed, so what's "displayed", is a younger version of yourself.

[-] Grenfur@lemmy.one 3 points 24 minutes ago

Bold of you to assume that you're not the one in the mirror.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

This guy needs to be kept away from mirrors for a while.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago

I have thought upon it and am of the mind that he posts about it, then forgets he ever posted it, and posts it again thinking it’s still the first time.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Repeating himself over and over again, even saying it's something for narcissists, it's probably something he's struggling with himself. And it makes sense, seeing how camera horny he is. If he would do actual scientific research instead of talking about primary school science stuff on cheap TV shows. But no.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 3 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Another thought to disturb restful slumber, is that he forgets, keeps trying, and then writes up a new post about it

[-] dat_fast_boi@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

My theory is he doesn't remember, keeps trying to, and then makes a new post about it when he remembers

[-] Serpent@feddit.uk 9 points 4 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] Superfool@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] Iapar@feddit.org 10 points 5 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

He has a stroke?

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

I like to think that he does not read the comments and writes it again

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 hours ago

What I like to think is that he forgets it is so, tries it and then makes a another post about it

[-] sazey@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] peetabix@lemmy.world 33 points 9 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] ecks0fa@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] Alk@lemmy.world 24 points 9 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 51 points 11 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] yemmly@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 7 points 8 hours ago

Give him a break, it's such a witty observation after all!

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 37 points 11 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 46 points 11 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 36 points 11 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Is the image of himself in the mirror really himself or just a picture of himself? Is reality really real? ;-p

[-] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 63 points 13 hours ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neil deGrasse Tyson. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Neil's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Neil deGrasse Tyson truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Neil's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Neil deGrasse Tyson tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[-] Another_earthling@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Well, and then there is an interview in regard to animal rights, where it seems that he has no clue what he is taking about.

I like him as long as he speaks about astro physics. But sometimes, when he goes into a field that he doesn't know very well........

And why a tattoo? Is this for real?

[-] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 2 points 33 minutes ago

catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,”

I'll help you out... this is Rick and Morty.

[-] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Yes, by the way, i DO have a Neil deGrasse Tyson tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] hazardous_area@lemmy.world 41 points 12 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 70 points 14 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 13 hours ago

I like to think that he is trying to kiss himself somewhere other than the lips every time he sees himself in a mirror and then makes a post about failing.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I love mirrors.

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

ChatNDT has really improved over the years

[-] jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee 34 points 13 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] IHateReddit@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
606 points (96.8% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26364 readers
3762 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS