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[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

arms don't bend zhere! :(>

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 2 weeks ago

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 weeks ago

That’s why I always use compact mode

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah sorry but I would rather be caught looking at fetish content

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Compact mode is the only mode.

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[-] Fleur_@lemm.ee 63 points 2 weeks ago

The fat fucking boner I get whenever I dress like this

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

To be fair, there's a very simple solution for that... 🔒

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hella expensive

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 weeks ago
  1. I'm fat.
  2. The weather.
[-] lengau@midwest.social 37 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Isabella@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Must ... DRESS ... in Boring ....

I wish I could dress up a little funny from time to time

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago

I just don't got them hips to pull this off

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

RIGHT?!!! I just get muscle-y thighs when I work out my lower body. No bigger butt :(

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

Then you're not working out the butt.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

lol I keep working out my biceps and my calves keep getting muscly but not my biceps. Must be my body!

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

my ugly masculine body that's been destroyed by t

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

It really does feel like a sickness...

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

[-] BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago

So, Terry Bernadino?

not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's why cuddle homies exist, Max

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's great for cuddle times, but what about other times like checking the mail or working

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[-] shikogo@pawb.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

[-] match@pawb.social 20 points 2 weeks ago

republicans won't let us have the dog hrt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just overturn the laws about human-animal hybridization while they be busy fucking up abortion rights and building a wall around Mexico.

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

any remaining humans MUST be imprisoned on sight.
(emphasis not intended, simply rfc keyword)

[-] reddeadhead@awful.systems 20 points 2 weeks ago

Not having cute outfits. :(

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your consideration. The society as a whole unconciously thanks you for this.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 16 points 2 weeks ago

I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

Hatecrimes 😔

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Penis. The answer is always penis.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

My ugly ass overweight middle aged body, and no one telling me i should

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm getting fat.

[-] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

My bulge...

The cold, and the fact that I love my long trousers, they fit my tshirts so well.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Well, the fact that I'm not male anymore makes it difficult

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