After like 6 more failed attempts Trump is going to get domed by someone in a fursuit
who will also probably be correct about everything on a global stage somehow
the gods are probably just doing a really, really long setup for that as the punchline
my pillow goose mascot agent-47s their way into trump circle
Imagining the plot of Hero but it's Joey Chestnuts winning a hotdog eating title so he can get close enough to swallow Trump like in a Kirby game.
Honestly this guy just seems like he was looking for a way to get sent to prison, or suicide by cop. What else can you make from someone running a checkpoint at a political rally claiming his water bottle was C-4 and randomly throwing around a bunch of fertilizer? It's either gotta be that or he was just completely out of his mind and didn't know what he was doing.
My money is on amphetamines.
did a new one happen or did we find out fun new information about the kind of guy involved in the first two?
wtf
๐ Routh had the dedication to hang out in the bushes for like 12 hours, and this dude is just running his mouth about his car full of shit โ what a poser
lol yeah the quality level of these guys just keeps going down exponentially
we need better guys
These guys do seem made up, for real. What a shit eating fuck hole, trump. And they are both gun guys and can't shoot? Dumb.
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank