A very normal guy who wants everyone to think about his genitalia all the time
hugh mungus
boss level divorce dad
50something acting like he's 15. 
his wealth and social media company amps up his midlife crisis to the level of performance art with a global reach
i hope his brain is actually regressing from the K as he retreats deeper into fantasy and just unbirths himself
Ah yes, the adult joke section at Spencer's Gifts. Timeless humor.
lol so randum *holds up spork*
epic meme lord troll 
Most desperate divorced absentee parent.
Wow he took a quirk of our brain's text processing that I find fascinating... and made me hate the shit out of it
He is Shidas. Everything he touches turns to shit.
I'm Mr. Crapmeiser. I'm Number Two.
I'm Mr Hard-to-flush. I'm Mr. Doodie-doo.
Friends call me Shitposter, whenever I push, bites me back in the tush!
I feel a rush.
this man is really stuck in 2005
the mental of a 17 year old
I wore a T-shirt in middle school that said "Big Richard" and at the bottom it said, "but my friends call me Dick".
I cringe every time I think about it. This man is 50 and proudly posting this shit
God he's so fucking epic. All of you haters are cringe compared to based god emperor Elon.
People keep telling me right-wing comedy is dead and then I see this.
I hope he posts about le bacon next!
"Guys, guys - here's a spoiler about my French 'particularly impressive or remarkable' tweet I'm going post 1m before 12:01 am that's gonna have a sea creature and an awesome breakfast food!'
Just like textbook sexual harassment
omg he's such a troll xDDDD
Reappropriating some lines from the Phantom Menace Rifftrax:
"See my opinion is that ~~the Jar Jar character~~ Elon Musk isn't inherently ~~racist~~ sophomoric as he is broadly offensive"
'Really'
"Yeah, he's annoying in a more metaphysical sense."
'So what...he bugs your soul?'
"Actually, yes"
If Elon Musk never got scratched he'd have so many custom made Soyjaks of him it's unreal. Musk is peak Redditor.
It does bewilder me that the loss of 
's reputation among most people was just about entirely self inflicted.
someone has to do the thing
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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