YOU WILL USE THE OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE
YOU WILL CALL E~L~O~N THE MEME MAESTRO
YOU WILL DAYDREAM ABOUT WHETHER YOU WILL GET A WINDOW SEAT ON THE MAGIC METAL DICK TO MARTIAN PARADISE
Between plague and war and the world on fire
he dusts off the playbook for a failing Empire:
"Hide your dying system's inhumanity
with a brand new, hate-filled, Christianity!"
See, rhyming's easy you arrogant shit
Now do what's right and get in the 
When he was an adolescent
Was thrown down stairs, convalescent
Subsequently on the mend
But not enough, I do contend
You could not write a better line
about the heir to a slave mine
Now this is 
poetry smoetry 😎
copy pasted from grok, he didn’t even write this
90% chance he asked grok for this
Atheism left an empty space
Secular religion took its place
"I sure do wonder what will fill the niche left as increasing numbers of young people stop attending church", wondered the figurehead of the large, online personality cult.
Oh my God, he's a Vogon! :(
Capitalists have begun realising that if they want to make conditions considerably worse for people then they need ways to offset that.
Musk is too stupid to be subtle about it.
Maybe he seek to live like Jesus Christ.
Give all his shit to the poor and acquire some lice.
Eat only rice.
Treat sex workers nice.
Can these idiots just become Nietzsche-pulled already and drop Christianity because it’s slave morality is much too woke and beta and Jewish, I’d much prefer that.
Elon is literally a samurai warrior poet and you loony leftoids are so jealous, what have YOU done with your life?
I too dabble in the occasional Dynasty Warriors game, much like our lord and savior Elong
"And so" said he, the divorced man
"I have, at last, a master plan.
To purchase things to woo a woman
Buy her spices, silks, and linens
Perhaps a horse for her to ride
Will keep her loyal by my side."
To the market he did hurry
Moving quick and slightly worried
He found the clothier had closed
The flower shop had not a rose
He asked about and found out, too
The horses had been sold for glue
He pulled his scalp as he despaired
Unplugging all his plugged-in hair
"I cannot buy the things I need,
To get a girl to marry me!"
He stopped a moment to reflect
On what thing he would try next
He called up all the fortune tellers
Sayers-sooth and potion sellers
Wizards, mystics, learn'ed men
By bribe or threat he beckoned them
He told them all (straight up of course)
"You must make me un-divorced!"
He drank the brews, said incantations
Real stuff - no imitations!
He fasted til he was delirious
And said "At last!" (and he was serious)
Proclaiming that he'd had a vision
"It's not me, they need religion!"
I literally spit from laughter.
Ok, I'm shit at Limericks but...
frantically googles where Elon Musk was born
There once was a man from Pretoria
Who'd offer a horse to fuck ya
Spent all day posting cringe
Where he'd constantly whinge
Of his estranged children's euphoria
This obsession with other people breeding he has is legitmiately disgusting And hes got like 10 kids but still tries to fill his emptiness looking for others approval on a Nazi site. Wind ya neck in mate
sound like something I would write in 1st grade
Religion is not it
To cover up your bullshit
Now please do not make a fit
Time to get in the god damn pit
This doesn't even scan. "Childless hedononism sans all care" keeps the meter much better. At least read your shitty poetry out loud for fuck's sake.
I'd like to know what these fascists call "secular religion"? Do they mean some nebulous thing like "woke"? Or various leftist ideology (chuds tend to mean this)?
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Secular religion? Like nationalism?
looked up his religious beliefs and it seems he's an atheist/agnostic who subscribes to christianity solely for the vibes and his western world fetish
Elon Musk announced that he's a “big believer in the principles of Christianity” and “a cultural Christian”. Musk's reasons are moral and political – he believes Christianity can boost both happiness and birthrates.
Which is funny because religion only ever made me sad
Or bored
Or angry
When do you suppose was the last time Musk read a poem (that was not generated by an LLM)?
Will he please just fucking die already?
Would-be assassins need to switch up their target to this demon
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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