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[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 76 points 10 months ago (5 children)

yeah but how good would it feel

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 10 months ago

At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] thisNotMyName@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

That would be part of the French cuisine

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Like a facehugger.

[–] growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 12 points 10 months ago

[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually

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[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago

You would feel them moving around... inside you...

[–] msage@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

No, silly, pee is stored in balls

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago

Can I just go back to having never read this before?

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.

Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Good afternoon.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?

🤢🤮

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

We can call it a spworm

Edit: Didn't see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 6 points 10 months ago

Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I was praying there'd be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!

[–] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 30 points 10 months ago
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

What the fuck is this?

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 26 points 10 months ago

Why would I imagine that??

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 10 months ago

Thanks I hate it.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 24 points 10 months ago

Would have so much more respect for swallowers

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.

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[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It could flop out of a fork more easily.

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[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 22 points 10 months ago

I wish I could unsee this greatly

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

An aquarium full of giant sperm.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago
[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think I read that Oglaf comic.

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[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

What a god awful day to have eyes...

[–] meticulousmind@kbin.earth 16 points 10 months ago

alright, who's got the eye bleach?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think I’ll take a break from the Internet now

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Enjoy your break, It'll be weirder when you come back.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 12 points 10 months ago

I'd have the strongest stomp in town.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Mass genocide every night

[–] spacejank@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Truly a horrifying image!

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

talk about weapons of ass destruction.

is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?

i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I would hear the pro life argument

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago

If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

of course that's a thing

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
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