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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by 12022081631@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

goodnight website

addendum: alternatively good op-sec for those of us faking going to sleepytimes big-cool

real edit: to really mess up the feds try saying good night when u wake up and read this post. they will not know whats real anymore + probably give up after just a little bit of work on your profile

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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago
[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Bedtimes are a Stalinist invention, the CIA merely copied him.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

The Morning Industrial Complex has long used bedtimes to gain control of our society. Not only do they hate night owls and insomniacs, they also hate midnight snacks and late night sex.

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

It’s only bad opsec if anyone here has a healthy sleep schedule

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Remember to kiss your comrades goodnight left-unity-4

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

It is currently bedtime in Moscow comfy

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

It's not but please pretend

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

good night hexbear

good night lemmygrad

good night .ml

good night anarchists

good night Marxists

good night moon

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

good night pig

good night poop

good night balls

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

addendum: alternatively good op-sec for those of us faking going to sleepytimes

Me honk shuuing when the feds come to check on me but I've actually got my DS switched on hidden under the pillow

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Good morning, Sunday morning good-morning (it's Sunday here)

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

sleeping is bourgeois decadence bulborb-stare

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I’ve been sleeping this whole time.

or have I?

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Waking up and all of this being a dream/ trip would be so fucking lit.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

One time I got completely blasted on shrooms and spent like an hour melting into the couch conversing with the litter of puppies my cousins dog just had and then as I dozed off I met Joseph Stalin but I can't remember what we talked about, that was wild.

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A cuddle puddle with a litter of puppies sounds like an amazing experience even without shrooms. Stalin and puppies sounds even better. Add the shrooms? That’s a trifecta of top tier experiences.

If you could remember, what would you have talked about with Stalin? One part of me would want to ask for advice and the other wants to get to know the guy, maybe talk about westerns and Kurosawa

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

From what I remember I was more just floored at how vivid it was compared to when I had my eyes open. Like hard to hold a conversation while you're dimension hopping with a dead revolutionary legend. It was exactly like you see hallucinations depicted in movies and shit.

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

That’s wild, only time I did shrooms I had nothing like that. Just a wavy distortion of vision and loosening of social anxiety.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I ate like a quarter ounce at once and hadn't done them in years.

And by at once I mean I asked my cousin how much I could eat at once safely and he said "oh you could probably eat that whole bag and be fine" so I crammed the biggest handful I could into my face all in one go. Might have even be closer to half oz.

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I love the intersection of “probably” and “whole bag as a unit of measurement”.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean afaik the odds of actually overdosing on mushrooms is really really low and I knew what he meant I was just like "oh yeah let's find out" and I have no regrets.

https://deserthopetreatment.com/hallucinogens/psychedelic-mushroom-addiction/overdose/

You'd have to eat an obscene amount to suffer a medical emergency, such that cases are as low as 0.2% out of 12,000 reported.

Still obviously be careful because you can still have a very bad time if you do not use them responsibly.

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I get you, I had an 8th the time I felt little (my meds probably contributed to the lack of effect more than anything).

I was not trying to imply any danger or recklessness, merely an appreciation for the way relative measures and vagueness can simultaneously work and be utterly confusing devoid of the context of actually being there.

More of a humanity and language are cool Ina humorous way type vibe.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

my meds probably contributed to the lack of effect more than anything

Oh yeah that's totally a thing apparently. Also it was a quite funny observation.

If you do decide to take as much as I did probably don't do so like I did. I was in about the safest environment to possibly do so, surrounded by family and far away from anywhere I could get into any trouble while absolutely tripping balls. Also going slower is probably better, it takes a while to really kick in and I went from giggling uncontrollably to dimension hopping over the next 4 hours or so.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

The bearsite says good night lenin-sleeping

The bearsite says good morning limmy-awake

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

It's ten o'clock, do you know where your hogs are?

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

My hogs are out, as they should be

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My opsec is pure (in this case), I used to open/close and and am doing the opposite after 4 shifts from when my last ended. Being a complete dumbass, I’m solving this by not sleeping until passing out would wake me up in time for work.

Good change in sleep-cycle everybody, I’m on outer-space/deep-sea rules now.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Goodnight lil comrades in ma phone

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

My sleep schedule is completely inconsistent so it doesn't matter when I say good morning and good night

[-] B00merMemes@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Go to bed, I'm sick of you kids and your TikTok

[-] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Goodnight guys, I'm really sleepy in real life and it's been a long day, my circadian rhythm is telling me, now is the time to rest, due to it being night time here in my part of the world

[-] abc@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

goodnight to all you fucks who are going to sleep but I will, of course, be up

[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Hey comrades, this one's for you.

I'm not sleeping yet though sicko-luna

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dcnd55tLCv8

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

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[-] T34_69@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Goodnight Moon

[-] blight@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Goodnight friends

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Good morning

[-] antmzo220@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Perfect time for bed here inside my Beijing Wumao base.

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

goodnight 😘

Night night

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