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this thing I want is $15 cheaper in camo but I hate camo I associate it with murder is there anything cool about camo. also its got butterfly shapes mixed in with the blobs. is camo y2k

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

I actually designed this feature. They paid me in the form of a lifetime supply of those little plastic frogs that jump when you press down on them. It's convenient because I'm always losing them.

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

sign... woke strikes again

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scenario: you know a chud at your workplace. he shows you a 'funny' meme on his phone and you peep his twitter handle. it's LoliHitler88. you hate this guy so much. can you put his real name and face on a billboard next to his greatest twitter hits if you don't call him any names on it. is that considered harassment or free promotion. this is a hypothetical

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 91 points 2 months ago

debate-me-debate-me This is a natural process. Intel's value has been rising and falling for millions of years. It has nothing to do with human activity.

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

I don't know anything about Venezuela but the difference is baffling between what is said on Hexbear and what I see on Twitter (sorry), being Venezuelan teenagers drawing crying cartoon characters with their flag and writing threads about how Maduro isn't a real socialist and his army is killing people right now(?)

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago

I need a black light on this right now

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

FUCK CARPETS. THEY'RE GROSS. EVERY SINGLE APARTMENT HAS THEM. BILLIONS MUST RENOVATE

WRONG THREAD PLEASE EXCUSE ME

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 67 points 7 months ago

Is this any better?

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

I would have stopped going near the dog after the 23rd bite, personally

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I turn 22 this year. I want a job. I have never applied for a job. I know that it does not matter if I embarrass myself in front of an interviewer or if I quit in the first week or get fired. I am still afraid. I wish I could get paid to roll around in mud and have tomatoes thrown at me. This would probably feel less shameful.

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This isn't a claim I've seen made by anyone, I'm just wary about it due to the common depiction of Hell being (at least I've heard) contrary to Jewish faith. Death to Israel, of course, but if my peers are being antisemitic while criticizing it I don't want to let that slide.

e: thank you for your responses!

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 77 points 11 months ago

threats to shoot up the National Guard Base

Schemengees Bar & Grille

if only his GPS didn't malfunction

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 60 points 11 months ago

Don't even worry about it

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