Kelly - "Sofa So Good" : chapotraphouse

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 61 points 10 months ago

Slutty Home Furnishings

He's done it again folks.

[+] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Weeping Lady Liberty becoming a window-peeper is sicko enough

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How does this one not have a sicko of some sort in it?

Sickos only appear when The American Way of Life is threatened. By way of their hip hop video games music, and their swing dancing, and their eating a diet that is less than 90% meat (10% corn).

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Right. Or cruelly enforcing school-zone speed limits.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because the sicko is a lib.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself, I'm the slutty home furnishings

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trump's goat legs

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the first heart rising from the couch, because it's the one that's most to the left rat-salute-2

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

JD's sweat panting

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Finally a good fucking meme. Sometimes Lemmy feels more littered than Reddit, with the amount of low effort memes about him.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hexbearr are masters of the post.

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

im-doing-my-part

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

Slutty home furnishings is the name of my indie sleeze cover band

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A real hot couch guy

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

:kelly:

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

For me personally, the cry lady liberty going "noooooo don't fuck the couch noooooo" is the best.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Kelly is an NTR-fan, confirmed.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Lady Li-Bull-ty

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

another day another banger

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kelly was obviously inspired by my art

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Love seat lmao

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 10 months ago

lmao

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Sofa King A Couch

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Devil Rick James in his ear: "Fuck that couch...!"

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was listening to QAA and Jake was talking about how sad he was about people bullying JD Vance with the fake couch story. In the episode about the Trump assassination attempt he said he was horrified when some grandma had told him she wished he'd been killed

I like the pod but that man's brain is made from sawdust

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Based grandma.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

too-bad

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Glad I dipped off that pod a minute ago

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

That's just Jake being the soft-brained boy he is

[–] Hewaoijsdb@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

All time banger

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

liberty-weeping

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 10 months ago

"America Great-Makers"

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Sweaty nervous JD might get some play. But that love seat is a winner!