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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 101 points 1 year ago

So 2 billion people have to suffer because the libs dont know how the machine works?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

It's the price we all have to pay for $1 margaritas at Applebee's

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Oh shit that's a great deal in this economy, you could hustle that and resell it for at least ten times its cost and still make a profit while undercutting your competitors

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[-] Lojcs@lemm.ee 96 points 1 year ago

I hate the "this is how it's always been and if we change it society might collapse" argument

[-] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

But I pulled the pronoun lever and now society is collapsing

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's about as sound of an argument as saying its natural for coal miners to cough and die from black lung or its natural for children to work in factories because of their size, or the naturality of women not needing an education just to be homemakers

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[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 91 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

farquaad-point

The liberal thinks we live in a completely rational meritocratic technocracy!

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

The liberal also thinks capitalism keeps people fed when it causes famines and fixes bread prices, keeps them housed when it creates homelessness to drive up real estate value, and keeps them alive when it denies the poor healthcare and cannot sustain itself without unending genocidal wars. This person clearly lives in, as their "Release the Snyder Cut" brain would put it, "Bizarro World".

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

YoU'rE nOt An EcOnOmIsT

marx-joker

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

Comparing doctors to economists like they're remotely comparable is fucking funny.

Capitalist economists are more equivalent to astrologists than a professional science.

[-] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Capitalist economists are more equivalent to astrologists

Literal satanic human sacrifice death cult for pagan idols

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 1 year ago

Mainstream economy is pseudoscience since they took their first step back in order to not admit Ricardo was on a right course. And it could be even worse, Austrian school for example is literal cult.

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[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • capitalism isn't a hospital
  • capitalism isn't life support
  • the global working class isn't supported by capitalism
  • socialists aren't random people walking into a hospital fiddling with life support
  • capitalism isn't keeping people clothed and fed
  • people are clothing and feeding themselves by selling their labor power to a capitalist for less than it is worth in order to scrape together enough currency to purchase necessities of life
  • socialists do in fact understand economics
  • marx studied the physiocrats, adam smith, david ricardo, mill, malthus, economic statistics, health statistics, legal documents like the factory acts, etc. for 20 years before finishing Capital
  • imperialism, the highest stage of capitalism is full of economic data
  • any socialist who writes on unequal exchange or imperialism tends to cite international trade data
  • some of the bourgeoisie's economic hitmen have come forward and admitted what they do for the ruling class in their memoirs
  • the CIA and other intelligence agencies in capitalist nations have come forward and declassified their many efforts to sabotage the development of socialist countries through means including but not limited to: assassination, genocide, drug-running, spying, sanctions, coups, embargoes, loans, proxy wars, invasion, colonization, industrial sabotage, agricultural sabotage, poisoning the population, and arming fifth-columnists
  • capitalism already causes millions of deaths, mainly through social murder 🦶🗒️
  • socialism doesn't cause deaths, capitalism's sabotage of attempts to do socialism causes millions of deaths
  • capitalism regularly throws people out of work, privatizes people's means of subsistence, forces people to go into debt and take on internships before they can even find gainful employment, appropriates people's surplus value, etc.

it's such a fucking asinine analogy. i'm sure tons of fart sniffing bourgeois looking for reassurance that the exploitation they do is morally good are thrilled to read it.

🦶🗒️:

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[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The person's screaming in pain, the life support is flashing red, the patient is dying due to incredibly foreseeable causes that they would happily prevent, were it not for their doctors having a vested interested in making it happen. They may be alive, but the patient is dying and loudly protesting, and the doctors clearly don't give a shit - Damn right I'm gonna start working out what those levers do and try to change 'em.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

The patient is pointing towards a large button that says ~~communism~~ medicine

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the life support is flashing red

It's right there, telling us the future is red, like the banner of Socialism.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, I would

Because as a socialist, I do know what the levers of society do

[-] Des@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

hooooly shit this person is comparing the """"""work""""""" economists do to that of doctors

economists are the definition of fiddling with levers. marxian economists are the closest to actual scientifically understanding economies (because materialism and political economy) and even that's a stretch Richard-D-Wolff

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Economists are more the definition of a tenured professor/clergyman, they don't know shit about supply chains and engineering

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[-] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 55 points 1 year ago

Would you walk into a hospital and try to stop a guard from suffocating a patient with a pillow?

Because that's a much closer analogy to what the ruling class does to the people

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

This is so true. Marx never considered how capitalism works

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[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As pointed out in that thread, "life support" has a double meaning

Life support e.g aboard a ship it is the combination of all systems responsible for maintaining a safe environment for the crew.

Life support e.g someone in bad/critical condition being kept alive through medical equipment.

OP does not realize the second meaning is just a huge self-own as it is an admission modern capitalism is only barely keeping everyone alive instead of creating wealth and prosperity for all.

It is even worse when you realize wait a minute that is actually a very good analogy, capitalism is definitely the only reason why we have billions of people that can barely afford to live and many more ultimately fail and the "life support" system just stops working for them i.e you end up homeless, get murdered, die of hunger etc...

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[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Capitalists: would you enter the infant ward of a hospital and start stealing food from the babies? Unplugging IV drips and hiding formula until they paid you money? Turning off incubators and demanding rent from a 2 week old?

Of course you would you fucking pigs, because you're greedy and don't care about human life.

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[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Socialist countries, famously not training or incorporating doctors, scientists, engineers, mathematicians, or economists, much like Cuba, the USSR, and China

[-] proletarian_girlboss@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 year ago

No doctors exist in Cuba or China, it is simply illegal to get sick in these places. They are so oppressed, they are deprived of the freedom to contract illnesses.

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

I do high level logistics shit all the time for a major supply chain but go off king

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago
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[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Socialists, would you walk into a hospital and smother an infant to death???

[-] PandaBearGreen@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago
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[-] D61@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago
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[-] duderium@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

At first I thought this was in reference to anti-vaxxers storming hospital rooms and messing with the equipment inside because they thought that the medical staff were trying to kill the patients via the “plandemic.” This sort of thing still happens I believe.

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

What is this even about? Voting for Brandon?

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Because people are definitely fed, clothed, and housed under capitalism 🙄

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Going into a hospital where everything is made of brass and leather and pulling levers on the machinery that is covered in gears and has steam whistles on it

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

A child given control of the levers that control society would do a better job than any capitalist.

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[-] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Somehow all the levers of the economy are entirely undocumented, save for the hundreds (thousands?) of universities with economics and poli-sci departments in the United States. Not one of them took to the onerous job of describing what the levers do.

Seriously I know the fields of Econ and Poli-sci are bullshit, but we all know that some familiarity with the liberal economic and political systems is required to overtake it (i.e. you might need to legitimize power through both/either means, at least temporarily). Marx, Lenin, et al were familiar with the economic and political ideas of the states they lived in.

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

If I'm being paid to sabotage it.

[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Would you walk into a hospital and start shidding? You know, just start shidding and farding???

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Each day almost 4000 people die due to tuberculosis.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Capitalism puts you on life support, you heard it here first folks

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Yes, because that's already what capitalists do every day.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sure that everyone's covered the major areas for dunks but the framing of this is so entirely idealistic and downright lib.

The idea that this "life support" system exists as some platonic ideal rather than being a aggregate effect of mass-scale 24/7 tampering from all angles - shareholders, governments and supranational organisations, corporations, policy makers, the filthy rich etc. is just baffling.

Honestly it comes off as very Petersonian in that I feel as though it's ressentiment being filtered through terminally-lib brainrot; you know how Peterson is constantly exhorting his audience not to seize power and that if they think they'd be oh so much more enlightened as a leader or a head of state well think again, Bucko!! We are all evil and corrupt and selfish so if you did happen to seize power your worst insticts would immediately be amplified by the power you wield and it would inevitably lead to your and/or society's ruin so sit down, shut up, and keep to your station in life?

This post has the exact same arch-conservative energy.

"Don't you dare try to intervene in the economy! If you presume to then you are arrogant and power-hungry and your attempts to make positive change are surely doomed because this mystical economic system is far too complex for your tiny primate brain."

It's a siren song to anyone who has any inclination towards making change in society.

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
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