Sport utility vehicles are neither for sport nor are they utilitarian

You can't work for most state governments without signing a contract to not not buy stuff from Israel

Every citizen gets an assault rifle and a pair of truck nutz at birth.

You can't buy a house with good credit unless you've already paid a bank interest for some time...

You have a right to own a firearm but no rights to shelter, food, medicine, or any essential needs and the only thing people will violently defend with firearms are in opposition to others gaining those essentials

It's easier to get a credit card than welfare

where wings take dream

Fortitude can be expressed in vehicle height

your only societally-acceptable choices are genocide or possibly slightly more genocide

Am I?

You can own your own plot of land and cultivate within the regulations of your local HOA

You can meet mad max villains living in the modern age. But never mad max protagonists

the Chungus is Amungus

...the sun never sets on our military

America, where the break in opinions begin to occur in the world otherwise than through the trade unions and create a brand-new and immaculate little business to the world the formation of their clique of egoists on the day President Biden announced his intent to not seek a second term and his endorsement of Kamala was not a good idea to take him hostage he was asked to ease the situation and he was asked to make clear that we will not allow the extremists to throw the Congress into a pit

You're a pervert

America, where the settlers are comin', and Turtle Isle's dyin'...