He just wanted a Himbo as a Vice President. : chapotraphouse

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Tbh this kind of thinking works for the average American. The average American is very shallow and is swayed by how attractive someone is as to whether or not they’ll vote for them. Trump is what the average chud thinks they would be like if they were rich.

His dim-witted, childlike way of thinking is partially how he connects with his base and “independents” in the first place

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago

You've got to remember that these are just simple burgerlanders. These are people of the land. The common clay of "ThE wEsT." You know... morons.

[-] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In regards to attractiveness, Claudia De la Cruz and Karina Garcia obliterate the competition.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

not a high bar

[-] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Even considering every president in history

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Isn't this literally how jfk beat nixon in some presidential debate?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Yes, it was a TV debate so JFK got makeup for the camera and Nixon just showed up and sweated under the lights. America wasn't ready for a wet boy yet.

[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 3 months ago

Trump x Vance romance manga when

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

𝔍𝔇:𝔇𝔍; 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫 — 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔭𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔡

[-] Spike@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Trump has a long history of appreciating the looks of men

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

He talked about how handsome a man in the crowd at one of his rallies was in the midst of talking about kissing audience members

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Donnie gonna clap them cheeks

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

We love our big beautiful VP's baby blues, don't we folks? Mike Pence was an UGGO, we hate him! a-little-trolling

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Didn't think this was how he would do more gay shit this campaign. I like this bit.

"We love our handsome new Vice President, don't we folks. He's the most handsome Vice President ever. He has a better face than even William Rufus King." trump-anguish

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No one knows what it’s like

To be the bad man

[+] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Jesus Christ J D Vance is the same age as me? How did such a coddled fancy lad get so haggard

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Charlie.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Reactionary politics can turn any seemingly normal person into a ghoul, literally.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Even the wise meta position of "Socially liberal but fiscally conservative." Until the fiscal part gets threatened and the socially liberal part goes right out the window...

agony-deep

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

So he's a dumb ass that would do what Pence wouldn't, got it.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

I don't blame the man. He kinda looks like a slightly upset sloth to me

[-] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

A one act play in which Vance seeks his wife's permission to cuck Trump in exchange for being named VP.

[-] TheChemist@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Imagine Kronk as President.

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Jacked Dick Vance

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Jelq Domination Vance

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

~~Big Strong Guys~~ Good Looking Guys