No one is gunning for you my guy.
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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Lmfao
Talk about instilling some daddy issues in a guy
"Wh-wh-why was my daddy and uncle worthy of assassination b-b-but not m-" breaks down sobbing
The secret service or someone should definitely [parody] consider doing him [parody done] so that he can die happy and go to Kennedy Valhalla. Entrance requirement is being assassinated. Ted is unfortunately in the land of mindless souls for his honorless death. RFK Jr wants to avoid such a fate
RFK Jr laying on the ground wheezing with a 5.56 exit wound in his back:
"F-finally... worthy... I-I'll carry on... our family legacy..." dies
Walk without rhythm so you won't attract the worm.
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Damn it. That's not actually the joke I wanted to make. My joke - stupid as it is - it would be fedposting. And in these insane times - I could have law enforcement literally knocking on my door tomorrow.
I have my house packed with stuffed dogs with proximity activated sound devices that emit a very real sounding dog bark.
At least I can die laughing my ass off at the firing squad mass murder of stuffed animals in my living room immediately before I also get domed
[parody, etc]
I dunno if you're gonna be an assassin it kinda makes sense. Do an easy assassination on an also-ran as a warmup up so you don't messup the big one like crooks. Besides what self respecting assassin doesn't have at least one Kennedy assassination under their belt?
tbf he is a Kennedy
He's constantly at risk of his head just doing that.
Lot of faith in the Secret Service's competence for a Kennedy
bro who do you think you are
secret service going to shoot him in the head to kill the brainworm
how is this guy polling at 10%? Our country is so strange.
dynastic name recognition. the burger soul secretly yearns for england
DEFEND THE WORM. KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE.
Sign my petition to have congress fund an Iron Dome™ for brain parasites
I thought the worms were cured?
Also, as threats to our democracy lurk in every corner, please sign the petition to urge the White House to provide me with personal chefs and a chauffeur.
He's not wrong, when was a time where US had a fuctioning democracy and assassinations of a president at the same time?
when was a time where US had a ~~fuctioning~~ democracy ~~and assassinations of a president at the same time~~?
This is a trick question tbh, functioning democracies are a few and far between
Who would care enough to go after him? Embarrassed Kennedy family members?
