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Brandon: "Folks, I'm pausing all campaign ads against Trump in solidarity, speaking with his doctors, praying for a-" Republican lawmakers: (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by mar_k@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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federal congressman btw 💀

sit-back-and-enjoy

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[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

lmao if there's anyone biden HASN'T advocated for stochastic terror against, it's fascists

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I hope Biden doesn’t die from assassination. He deserves to go out in the funniest way possible: naturally. Have him give some big hoorah speech about being sharp and healthy, and have him trip on his way to the exit and hit his head against the pavement

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Like this geriatric Ukronazi who dropped dead literally in the middle of his speech

CW: A dude literally dying

Counter-CW: lmao dead Nazi.

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[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

Broke: The Democrats ordered the assassination attempt cause they're scared of Trump.

Woke: The Republicans staged the assassination attempt.

Bespoke: The Democrats staged the assassination attempt so some right-winger kills Brandon out of revenge and they can finally replace him.

[-] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Unyoke: this was engineered by OpenAI to collect training data about human reactions to a presidential assassination attempt because the dataset from 1981 was too dated.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Unyolk?

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 2 months ago

This is what he meant when he said his vice president is Trump. They're gonna formalize the two party system just being one party

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Might as well just get it over with lmao

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.

[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago

I wish Joe Biden was as cool as Republicans think he is.

[-] Bremmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Based

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Noooooooo someone did the "trump in the bullseye" bit on here today agony-shrooms

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

when there arent any communists to even go after so they go straight after the liberals.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

To them they are the communists

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

a clear Biden call out to all of his dog faced pony soldiers dog-faced-pony-soldier

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

When Joe Biden sends his people, he's not sending his best.

[-] Juiceyb@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile his lackeys are trying to pin this whole situation on brandon . All because Brandon can't make a coherent argument.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

is that emoji photoshopped or was he really that smooth?

[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

That's actually a picture of him as a baby

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

"In solidarity"

Sniveling dirtbag, and yet less pathetic than the libs who'd withhold their votes should he take some unrestrained glee at the event; libs who didn't withhold their votes because of his support for genocide but would withhold it for civility in politics.