Ulysses T has missed so much (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like fr, hows he gonna catch up???

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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 71 points 3 months ago

Yeah, he missed all right

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

We just collect his semen and have his lab grown offspring vindicate his fallen father why else do you think we pay the vocel police for besides keeping horny in check? This is why every goon sesh is a revolutionary act of in and of itself, to prevent our genetic code from being exploited against our will. And also to give us extra poison damage when we decide to use our socks as a bludgeoning weapon.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

finally, his plan of referring to Oppenheimer's wife as "booba waifu" is coming to fruition

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Letting that other guy take the fall for him was not okay

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ulysses T has missed so much

yeah, like that shot for example

way to fumble the bag

[-] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

Gets Kissinger, misses Trump

You win some you lose some

[-] TillieNeuen@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've been gone for months, did he decide to logout ?

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

He did, then killed Kissinger immediately afterwards.

[-] TillieNeuen@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

fidel-salute

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Hopefully he comes back after he successfully establishes some clandestine org. lenin-laugh

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

kitty-cri

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

There's been SO many videos games and TV shows to make the exact same asinine analysis of and to reply to any statement made regarding pop culture with the same. Dunno if I ever saw him say anything substantial about a meaningful topic. It was just the same annoying bullshit about pop culture

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

i hate games and stuff but always had fun reading his star citizen posts smh kitty-cri

[-] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

https://hexbear.net/post/2969601?scrollToComments=false

side-eye-1

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Look, someone's gotta guard the exit of Kissinger's room in Hell

[-] PbSO4@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

The T was actually short for Tal Rasha. Kissinger's soul shard was plunged into his body and he now fights eternally to prevent his escape.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

I will rewrite We Didn't Start The Fire, but with fresh new lyrics

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Rent free

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Lol he wouldn't give a shit about any of this, he'd be too busy ranting about Bay Area tech bros and insulting people for politely disagreeing with his criticisms of some Netflix show.