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[-] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago

Having a “Jeffrey Epstein the New York York financier?” moment.

Jake Flores? The guy who ate his own cum? (Positive)

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

Jake Flores? The guy who ate his own cum?

I have no idea what this is referencing but I would not be surprised. My mans a freak and I ain't gonna kink shame.

[-] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Jake is regularly beefing online with chuds and red scare adjacent people (but I repeat myself).

A while back one of them unearthed a HD porn video Jake was in where two very attractive dommes do a bunch of stuff to him including make him eat his own cum at the end.

It was meant to be "this you?" own. But he was like "yes". And lots of people (like myself) were like "he's so lucky", "he just like me fr" etc

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

lmao dudes rock

That actually makes this so much funnier. I remember he had his domme gf (I think) on the pod a little while back where I think he was alluding to that and it was a great ep.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

dudes living the dream

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago
[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

I fuckin love him so much. Not in a parasocial weird way just such a great human.

[-] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Folks were saying "he's so lucky to have sex with two beautiful women"

AND chuds were like "being stepped on is NOT sex"

And its like buddy don't tell me how to have sex.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

"being stepped on is NOT sex" t. dork who's never enjoyed sex lol

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