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[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago

What's wrong with seedless watermelons? Are GMOs forbidden by Christian law?

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 months ago

probably same reason why some are anti birth control. kinda playing against gods role by manipulating the natural result.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Should someone tell them why watermelons are so big and delicious in the first place?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Because god put them there as a tasty treat for his most faithful hippopotamuses :)

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 22 points 3 months ago

They need to learn about bananas.

Also like, 100% of all agriculture and livestock. Fuck. Look at what we did to wolves. If god didn't want us to fuck around with genetics they wouldn't have made them malleable.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

Obviously agriculture is a lie. Cows and sheep and donkeys and chickens and dogs always existed exactly as they do now since that's how God made them and they never changed.

Or something.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, the universe was create 6000 years ago so obviously domesticated animals have always been as they are. /s

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

You know the saying, "it didn't happen if it isn't in writing"?

That must apply to all of prehistory then, right?

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 16 points 3 months ago

It makes priest horny for castrated choir boys.

[-] niucllos@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

Funny thing is they aren't even GMOs, they're hybrids between tetraploid and diploid watermelon cultivars. You could do it yourself in your backyard if you can find tetraploid seed for sale, or make it yourself with colchicine

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

I wonder if they are also against pepper mint.

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

🎼 Every seed is sacred / every seed is good... 🎶

[-] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 months ago

My parents hate GMO everything because it contains liberal mind control chemicals that turn people trans.

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

My deepest condolences.

[-] starman@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

Are GMOs forbidden by Christian law?

No, AFAIK they aren't

I think it's just a joke and not a real movement or something

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