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[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 96 points 6 months ago

I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I've probably also had worse. I'll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.

[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 6 months ago

That's a very specific descriptive, tell me more.

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 119 points 6 months ago

Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.

Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks

Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn't normally contain sugar.

Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.

[-] mathiouchio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 months ago

Thank you for this deeply personal report, boss

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 25 points 6 months ago

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago

I'm a humble biologist by trade. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I'm not confident the expressed carnal knowledge is common to normal biologists.

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

I said I was humble. I'm sure as shit not normal.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

I'm a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

That is quite the description indeed.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Minge tastes vaguely of copper.

Do you only eat out chicks that keep loose change in their front pocket?

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

Everyone knows girls jeans don't have functional pockets.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Not sure if this is a woosh or if you're just rollin' with it.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I disagreed more with Guinness tasting metallic...

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago
[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago
[-] neo@lemy.lol 3 points 6 months ago

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