Maybe undead ? That would explain all those viral zombie apocalypses.

Does neither give me smooth dreams nor open my can.

Not the broccoli 🥦 x'D

Couple that with the steam library syndrome. Too much choice is no choice.

He's a piece of modern art

Your body will break fast though.

A freaking severed finger.

For a second I saw an orange popsicle without the stick.

French kiss.

Speaking of work, do you guys ever start a new work project with full focus, then if for some reason you're ahead of schedule, you lose it all, until you're late and sometimes too late ?

It happens often and makes me feel incompetent in a position I know I'm capable.

Camouflaged Wednesday

Need more context, pal.