Comes with a holder too! All for just $39.99!
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2026
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GET A BIDET GET A BIDET GET A BIDET GET A BIDET GET A BIDET GET A BIDET
I got a bidet for less money than this holder
Still needs wiping. I use even more TP now than I did before the bidet, but I feel so much more clean.
I just use a separate blow dryer for my ass
I got little cheap drying cloths that I put in with my laundry after one use. I haven't bought new TP in a year
can't put a bidet in my outhouse
Oh yeah?! Think again, no excuses
Rolling up to the family bbq in the park with this bad boy holstered
the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bidet is a good guy with a bidet
I eat sufficient quantities of daily fruit and veg that I don't need a pressure washer to clean my ass
I don't care how much fiber you're eating, dry paper is not sufficiently cleaning you. If you got shit on your arm you would not wipe it off with a paper towel and carry on with your day.
Skill issue tbh
Unless there's soap involved, you aren't clean. If you got shit on your arm you would not rinse it off either.
So let's not pretend anyone has a clean butthole after pooping.
"Rinsing with water isn't clean enough for me, that's why I choose the even less sanitary option"
Many logic
But is that sufficiently cleaned? That's what you said, right? In what world is a bidet sufficiently cleaning you? Sufficient for what, even? It's not sufficient for actually doing anything with your butthole, and toilet paper is sufficient for not smelling like shit, so there's something between those that I'm supposed to worry about being "sufficiently clean" for.
not with that attitude