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[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't care how much fiber you're eating, dry paper is not sufficiently cleaning you. If you got shit on your arm you would not wipe it off with a paper towel and carry on with your day.

[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Skill issue tbh

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unless there's soap involved, you aren't clean. If you got shit on your arm you would not rinse it off either.

So let's not pretend anyone has a clean butthole after pooping.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Rinsing with water isn't clean enough for me, that's why I choose the even less sanitary option"

Many logic

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

But is that sufficiently cleaned? That's what you said, right? In what world is a bidet sufficiently cleaning you? Sufficient for what, even? It's not sufficient for actually doing anything with your butthole, and toilet paper is sufficient for not smelling like shit, so there's something between those that I'm supposed to worry about being "sufficiently clean" for.