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Well the gas would be cheaper if they could somehow make it contain advertising and data theft
Oh wait till you find out about how modern cars are mining your data, including facial recognition and reporting of you are having sex in the car! And the best part itβs all unregulated! Govt can simply buy the info for tracking even your Phone would be jealous of!
At least send me the footage for my onlyFans
Somebody forgot all previous instructions and dropped those straight facts.
Never been happier to have a base model car from 2012
Never been happier to have a car that can't even be sold in the US because it can't connect to any form of network.
What car?
A Peugeot
That sounds like a pokemon
I love it when the government finds out when I have sex. It's so romantic β just me, her, and the CIA.
It depends, if it out of the country itβs you, her, and the CIA, if itβs inside the US, itβs you, her, and the NSA
Sounds like antispy country song title "itβs you, her, and the CIA"
Itβs a party in the CIA
Sounds like something chef would sing.
Don't know which one I prefer as a cuck tbh
Why not both?
As someone who makes that software that suits this, we can't even figure out how to properly handle the data we actually want, like analytics if you actually use the auto feature on your air conditioner. Nobody actually cares if you have sex in your car. Besides you're on Lemmy we know your aren't having sex.
Well yea f course Iβm not having sex, Iβm on my phone at the kitchen table, where do you think I am, my car? (-)(-)
Sad accuracy noises
Why is it all in the terms of service? Also there have there been numerous data leaks. The sex thing is from a specific manufacturer mβs TOS, but nonetheless
Where in America do you have gas pumps that donβt have ad TVs or ask you for your zip code?
Very few of the ones around me have the built in ad players. Several stations blare ads (inevitably largely for themselves, curiously enough) over the PA system constantly, though.
The ZIP code thing is for credit card verification. I ask for that too, when you pay me by credit card. I don't have a choice unless I'd like to enjoy zero fraud and chargeback protection.
The gas station nearest me has screens that show ads, but they're just for that facility and they don't have audio. However, the store does have a PA system constantly playing audio, a combination of music and ads.
My favorite ad is the one that advertises themselves to advertisers. I don't remember the exact wording, but it's basically "want to advertise something? We've essentially got a captive audience and there are a lot of them!"
Lots of places now
The pumps do
You don't get ads on your gas pump?
They don't exist in my country, and to be frank, I'm shocked the ones in the US aren't vandalised to hell and back by masked vigilantes at night.
The screen used for blaring ads is the same screen that you have to read to be able to use the pump.
Show ads on the screen -> screen is vandalised -> nobody can buy gas anymore -> people go to the gas station without ads (and thereby functioning screens) -> lose money to the competition-> recognise that you lose money by blaring ads -> stop blaring ads
Ohh that is a great idea. We can put different markers in different brands and then detect those markers in a customer's breath to tell what brand they are using on the fly.
Then when you develop cancer from exposure we can use this information to market other brands. After all, why would you use Shell gas if it gave you cancer when you could use Exxon instead.