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[–] PhenomenalPancake@lemmy.world 141 points 1 month ago (31 children)

What evidence does this person have that Harris slept with anyone to advance her career?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 225 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Evidence? How old fashioned...

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Evidence or an old-fashioned?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I would like one evidence, please. And some old fashioned.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I only have dence and old, is that alright?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why'd you offer if you knew you didn't have everything you needed???

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hey man I'm just trying to sell my shit like everyone else, you want some or not

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Just hit me already, this shit thats going on is too much.

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[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Kamala-grade Vagina

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago

They heard and absorbed the hard truth that politicians get to where they are by fucking people, but just completely misunderstood it.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She’s a woman. That’s it. That’s the evidence.

[–] placebo@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago

Not with you, but yes.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm afraid I'm going to need evidence of that.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, don't discriminate against test tube babies, they probably deserve love too

[–] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I think we can all agree that they don't.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's their point. Women don't have sex. Women give sex in exchange for receiving something. That's how they see women.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His evidence is that “she’s a woman and that’s how they do things and I know because when I see one that I like my pp gets hard and i do everything she says and it’s not fair how horny and out of control I get because no adults ever took the time to teach me emotional regulation so I am lead around by the nose like fucking cattle in all aspects of life and that’s the fault of everyone else who would exploit that especially women who make me horny just by existing because I can’t ever admit to myself that the world would just throw me away and leave me with these flaws so I never worked on myself either”

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

my pp gets hard

The way a lot of them are, they probably wish it still did that.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Counter argument. I've slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she's not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

Counter-counter-argument: Have you considered that she's trying to help YOU sleep your way to the top?

[–] monkeyman76@fedinsfw.app 15 points 1 month ago

His mate down the road said he's got a cousin who's in the know.

[–] bored_boar_onboard@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Just ask Grok if it’s true

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

She's a woman. Seriously, they think that's enough.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Their bruised ego for one, how else could a woman attain what they absolutely never will

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

She did date the mayor of San Francisco early in her career, which is how she got her start. After that it was all her though. Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment, which I'm sure many white men have gotten for less valid reasons, not turn that DA appointment into a Senate or VP position.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment

Now im imagining her pussy, hard at work, burning the midnight oil, checking spreadsheets, building ppts and getting performance reviews

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago

Freak in the sheets

[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wish my girlfriend's pussy worked that hard.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish mine did. Lazy cunt hitching a ride on all my hard work then it has the nerve to regularly distract me.

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A pussy that brings home the bacon?

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Even if it were true, I have more respect for someone who gets ahead using sex than making PowerPoints. At least with the sex presumably at least one of the people involved is having a good time.

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[–] architect@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago

So? How many men have done the same? Doesnt prove shit.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

For the sake of the argument, let’s say that she did. That’s not even remotely close to being as bad as what the opposition has done.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

None, but white-bubbles stating otherwise would imply that her successful political career was the result of her merits and they seem incapable of doing that because they are a moron.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Evidence and facts aren't really a conservative thing. They're actually kind of anathema to them.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She is a female in a place of power, according to the MAGA bigots. It had to be sexual favors, since females can't get anywhere on merit.

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