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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 165 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Will Smith would have been disastrous in The Matrix and now I want to see it

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 77 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

I was thinking, thank god he turned it down.

Inception, on the other hand - I can’t recall any of the characters, so I don’t know which role he was considering. It’s a perfect Will Smith movie.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 66 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot and Wil can pull off confused.

[–] Shrubbery@piefed.social 21 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot

Dicarpio's character wasn't confused, you may be thinking of Elliot Page's character, but I wouldn't count that character as the main protagonist.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

They were probably thinking of Cillian Murphy's character

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I barely remember it. I was pretty high at the time.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I'm imagining his robot hating Detective Spooner from iRobot, walking around the matrix being pissed off. Or in inception confused and pissed off.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Most likely Leo DeCaprio’s role.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago

There are Ai clips now on YouTube where they replace actors in famous movies, like putting Tom Cruise in the matrix or whatever.

I dont watch them because I dont want my nice memories of these movies to be overwritten, but it shows how easy it is today to do.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 26 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Imagine the tie-in music video he would have done.

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 3 points 8 hours ago

uh-huh yeah ha ha woo uh huh am I dreaming or is this real, sleep all day, gotta get that feel ha ha yeah oh uh the city is spinning, but ya see ha ha I ain't dipping. gotta get the reception, ha ha yeah woo it's an inception!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

With the squid machines doing hip hop dances in the background

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 14 points 20 hours ago

Woo, ha-ha ha-ha.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 15 points 19 hours ago

Given that he turned it down for Wild Wild West, use that as a basis.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I get what you mean/agree, but to play devil's advocate, his character in Enemy of the State could've sorta worked as Neo.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It is crazy how I always think of that movie as "early career Will Smith before he became famous quippy superstar" but it released between Men In Black and Wild Wild West.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 6 hours ago

Don't forget Will Smith was a Rapper and DJ first, ended up deep in a financial hole because he didn't save any money for taxes following his musical success, took the role on Fresh Prince to try to keep the lights on and then Fresh Prince ended up being super successful and leading him to his second and even more successful career in acting

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

There would be too many wisecracks. Did keanu even smile as Neo?

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 12 hours ago

Yup. I think if will smith had done it, it would be a completely different movie and may not have been as much a runaway success as it was

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I know kung fu

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Agreed, but I also firmly believe there is another universe in which we could believably type “Keanu Reeves would have been disastrous in The Matrix”

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 30 minutes ago

It would have been a very different movie. So, maybe people couldn't picture Keanu in that forgettable action comedy called The Matrix. But, Keanu did show he could do comedy. His first big movie was Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. He'd also done Parenthood. In addition, he'd shown he could do action movies / thrillers with a bit of comedy when he did Speed, and fairly serious action movies with Point Break.

Will Smith has done plenty of action movies, but all of them are at least somewhat comedic. He's shown he can do serious roles too, like Happyness, 7 Pounds, etc. But, I don't think you'd hire him for a science fiction action movie without having him do some comedy. I'm sure Will Smith could do a straight dramatic science fiction action movie with no comedy, but AFAIK he's never done it.

IMO Keanu is a much more limited actor than Will Smith. But, The Matrix played to his strengths.