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I'm so tired of seeing ads for these things.

Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?

Why is it so expensive?

THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!

FUCK YOU

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (5 children)

Here is my new sick wallet idea. It's very cool, miNiMaliST and MoDerN. I call it the Bridge wallet. Anyone wanna buy it?

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 12 points 21 hours ago

Put an engraving of the Punisher logo or a gun on it and I'll pay like $95

[–] BigWeed@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

I used to have a hair tie but then I cut my hair short and eventually lost it. Now I keep everything loose in my pocket like a troglodyte. Occasionally when take off my jacket all my cards will spill all over the floor.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago

Chris? You need some more next week?

[–] Inui@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

Unironically, I bought one that is basically that lol. I only carry cards. No cash, no coins, etc. Even when I did carry cash, I just folded it and kept in the back. The main issue is that your cards rub against each other when you're pulling them in and out, so you can potentially screw up the chips on them faster. It hasn't actually happened to me though beyond cosmetic damage. Fits a lot more nicely in my front pocket so I don't have to sit on anything.

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

This is pretty close to what I do, I have bills folded around my cards and secured with a binder clip