I'm so tired of seeing ads for these things.
Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?
Why is it so expensive?
THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!
FUCK YOU
I used to have a hair tie but then I cut my hair short and eventually lost it. Now I keep everything loose in my pocket like a troglodyte. Occasionally when take off my jacket all my cards will spill all over the floor.