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Trump gets to watch his muscle men duke it out in the arena in his own backyard. Let's make this a night to remember and serve something good to the guests like McDonald's
Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said
Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said
Young man, 'cause you're in DC town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go, I said
Young man, when you're long on your dough you can
Be there and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to be at the White-House-Cage-Match
It's fun to be at the White-House-Cage-Match
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
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"White-House-Cage-Match" is pretty lame but I just couldn't figure how get four (ideally) identical length syllables in there.
Bring out our Beautiful Boaters and the Handsome Generals! Somebody get Mike Lindell on the line! We're about to party like it's 2016!
Trump needs to do this while reclining on those Roman couch-chairs and having someone feed grapes into his mouth.