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Sir, a third assassin has failed

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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The suspect, identified as Vem Miller

Not a real name

Bianco said Miller considers himself a so-called sovereign citizen, a group of people who do not believe they are subject to any government statutes unless they consent to them. Bianco said Miller’s identity card was enough to raise suspicion with local rally security. “They were different enough to cause the deputies alarm,”

Not a real country, stg. Did he print it on fucking inkjet printer without golden thread or whatever they believe

Bianco also said the FBI is questioning another man after bomb-detecting dogs “repeatedly” identified him as possibly dangerous. That man was not allowed in the rally, Bianco said.

Cant have shit in usa

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 80 points 1 month ago

First a blackpilled groyper who just wanted to be famous and also die, then a NAFO freak, now a sovereign citizen? It's like he's going for a niche reactionary white guy BINGO. What's the next one gonna be? An extremely divorced guy whose personality is filming himself going on racist rants while driving around in his truck? An Evangelical wearing Chick Tracts like a Warhammer character wears scraps of scripture?

[-] buh@hexbear.net 68 points 1 month ago

4chan weeb who tries to do it with a katana and throwing stars timmy-pray

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 month ago

Ok but imagine if they were the one to succeed lmao

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

making Jojo references as theyre shot by secret service

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

I REJECT MY HUMANITY DONALD

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

We will also accept Naruto-running away from the Secret Service.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 month ago

The elusive hacker known as 4chan, strikes yet again.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

Jet-ski dealer who escaped prison after being arrested over 6th january ~~shenanigans~~ coup attemptagony-4horsemen

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck my money is on this one

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

White guy who's a black hebrew israelite

[-] nightshade@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

Getting revenge after his mother wasted all of their savings on the Trump NFTs.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

This would be the funniest.

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

An Evangelical wearing Chick Tracts like a Warhammer character wears scraps of scripture

babe wake up, new "world's best cosplay idea" just dropped

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

This comes close to topping all my best kelly jokes

[-] Des@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

halloween is coming soon!!

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

I'm curious as to whether or not someone's gonna end up taking shots at him for simply not really lining up with the version of him they carry in their head.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

CIA just using all their activation phrases, all at once

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

extremely divorced guy whose personality is filming himself

omg lathe-of-heaven nicholson-yes

and with a go-pro, please 🙏

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

agony-mescaline maybe obama is right that he is like castro agony-mescaline

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago
The suspect, identified as Vem Miller

Not a real name

Short for Vemhinkular Mailmslaughller

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