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Imagine siding with those two corpos while also declaring yourself the ultimate rebel like in the Star War. how-much-could-it-cost

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Well, I would do that. And we’re sitting down – you know, I was somebody – we had – Sen. Marco Rubio and my daughter Ivanka were so impactful on that issue. It’s a very important issue.

trump-drenched Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers.

But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I’m talking about, that – because, look, child care is child care. It’s – couldn’t – you know, it’s something – you have to have it. In this country, you have to have it.

trump-anguish Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn.

But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I’m talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they’re not used to, but they’ll get used to it very quickly – and it’s not going to stop them from doing business with us but they’ll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country.

angry-place We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm.

Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we’re talking about, including child care. That – it’s going to take care – we’re going to have – I – I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country.

trump-who-must-go My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void.

Because I have to say with child care – I want to stay with child care – but those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I’m talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just – that I just told you about.

trump-feed Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key.

We’re going to be taking in trillions of dollars. And as much as child care is talked about as being expensive, it’s, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers we’ll be taking in.

tromp It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth.

We’re going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people, and then we’ll worry about the rest of the world. Let’s help other people, but we’re going to take care of our country first. This is about America first, it’s about Make America Great Again. We have to do it because right now we’re a failing nation. So we’ll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question.

trump-enlightened The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

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my-hero I AM TOPICAL AND RELEVANT AND COOL GUYS THIS TREAT PRINTER MADE A PICTURE THAT SAY SO! DID YOU ALSO SEE THE PICTURE THE TREAT PRINTER MADE OF ME BEING HUGGED BY CHILDREN THAT HAVEN'T DISOWNED ME YET LOVE ME LOVE ME my-hero

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something something specter something Lemmyverse hexbear-specter

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"Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution."

Cool. We could change that by cutting off subsidy money to the K-Hole enjoyer then.

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I want this piece of shit to lose partially because a "DAE LE EPIC DOGE" reference emblazoned on the already cringe US government is just too much for me.

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She's coming out as trans as a public service to warn everyone about evil AGPs. Next she's going to come out as a white woman to warn us about The Great Replacement

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Full Disclosure: I'm not a vet and I don't know why they keep texting me. I do enjoy it though.

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"It's like writing history with lightning."

He's right: it's like writing history with two lightning bolts placed directly beside one another.

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I don't have words immediately coming to mind for this. I think I'm going to lay down soon and see what others come up with. sleepless

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Libs: "THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION THAT THERE'S GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG, AND IF YOU DARE TO BRING UP THE LACK OF EVIDENCE OF ANY SORT OF ABUSE FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS YOU'LL GET BANNED!!!!"

Also libs: "Didn't you know that 15k of the 40k humans murdered in Gaza were actually terrorists? it-is-known Also, lots of civilians die in wars like the one happening in Gaza, it's sad but inevitable"

smuglord

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Link to the tweet

What are some other historic events you shouldn’t have your wedding on the anniversary of?

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Taiwan.. not yet, too hard, but Russia is officially a GO opines our dunk tank subject, further free military advice for China can be found in the article

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Who is the better landlord: grillman

ooooooooor...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmlXZ_-320

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Even "Starlink" has a Le Epic X clumsily slapped on its logo. cringe

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